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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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thisfloweredone:

every-day-motherfucker:

rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

This is importand.

so so SO important

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ifyouarereadingthis:

in your girls pussy like

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fuckyeahlesbianliterature:

[image description: several photos of a picture book titled “La princesse qui n’aimait pas les princes”. The last photos shows the princess kissing a fairy on the cheek.]

cupcakemarquis:

directorcsr:

This is one of the best children books I know of, but you can only find it in France. It’s about a princess who didn’t like males, and the her father hired a fairy for help and the two girls fell in love instead. Lesbian children books, it’s a real thing.

It’s being translated!!

But in the mean time the isbn is 2742789456

http://www.babelio.com/livres/Briere-Haquet-La-princesse-qui-naimait-pas-les-princes/237080

"The Princess who did not like Princes"

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"I get called a weirdo sometimes. I don’t feel that weird. I don’t feel that different. I look at everybody else and I’m like ‘you’re a fucking weirdo, too. You like all your shit. I like my shit.’ Why does one have to be weird and one have to be normal?"

(Source: noelfuckinfisher, via ahsconfessions)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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leaguelols:

I thought these were super cool

 I will wear what I want.

 I will get tattoos if I want.

 I will wear makeup if I want.

 I will dye my hair if I want.

 I will pierce whatever I want.

 I will shave what I want.

 I will lose weight if I want.

 I will gain weight if I want.

 I will have sex if I want.

(Source: curiousaries, via sorakobama)

The Rules of Social Anxiety

1. Walk with eyes fixed on the ground
They are watching, laughing, judging
Walk normal
Don’t focus on it too much or you will stumble and be made a fool of

2. Look like you are writing and busy in class
avoid being called on
you know the answer but what if you stutter or mumble
What if they tell you “speak up I can’t hear you”

3. Don’t make a noise
hold in that cough that sneeze that breathe
people will hear you
do not draw attention to yourself like that

4. Spend time every night before you go to bed to think
Think about all the embarrassing things you have ever done
Everyone remembers, that’s all they remember

5. Never enter a room full of people
They all look
Why are you here?
Why are you alive?

6. Your friends all secretly hate you
you know why they didn’t reply to your text
you know how they all dread seeing you
you are only put up with because of pity

7. Always be scared
Scared to sit next to a stranger
Scared to see someone you know
Scared eat in front of people
Scared to talk on the phone
Scared to go to social events
Scared order at a restaurant
Scared to talk
Scared to have a panic attack
Scared to be noticed

Always scared
but don’t worry,
you don’t like people anyway,
at least that’s what you say,
you’re “antisocial”
You don’t even care what they think, people are annoying,
that’s what you tell them.
You play it off as a joke
but really you’re always scared.

— Anonymous  (via dharmabloom)

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